Steps to Wander: Natural Disaster

[lmmomSD]

WOW! People are really turning on them in the comments! This one made me LOL!

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You complain about the child every single vlog educate yourself she will wake every 2:30 hours if breastfeeding and I think it is time for both of you to see a specialist you seem depressed the mom also needs an AA meeting no alcohol everyday is not normal or good for her nor the babies liver and kidneys.

I'm sure Kelsey is responsible about her drinking, but they do seem to drink every day now. I wonder if the baby "frustration" is driving them to drink more - especially Corbin!!

They drink every day!? I don't normally care about drinking, but I just don't understand...why do they need to drink so often? They didn't drink every day before June, did they?

They say this on their website: ''Together we are our own version of the three musketeers, always exploring the mystical forests of our Pacific Wanderland, traveling to faraway lands, and drinking way too much local beer.'' I guess they're sticking to their mantra that nothing about their lifestyle should change just because they have the little inconvenience of a newborn.

I just threw up in my mouth a little.
When have they "explored the mystical forests of the Pacific Wanderland"? They drive around Portland.

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[ewokfan11]

Is this Q&A for real? Are they really being "authentic"? Corbin just said June isn't hard at all and they sleep fine because they take lots of naps (must be nice to work from home). But, FFS!!!!!!! Since when? All they do is complain about everything, but things are great??!!?? Everything they've said until now made it seem like they are miserable and sleep-deprived and depressed, but now everything is peachy-keen?

Also, you can tell Kelsey is totally over traveling and Corbin isn't. Corbin would totally get a new van and take off tomorrow if he could. Kelsey was over the last van trip as soon as she got pregnant...which was about the day it started. There is NO WAY Kelsey is living in a van again. Corbin needs to grow up. He's still thinking he's a single guy with no responsibilities. If he keeps this up I wouldn't be shocked if Kelsey dumps his ass - I know I wouldn't last a week with someone like him!!

Anyone else think the relatives visiting this weekend are Corbin's family?? It's sort of hard to believe they waited almost a month to visit!!

[MommaLindsey2]

I was laughing during the q&a when they said not everyone agrees with how they take care of June but they are only going to listen to their doctor and go by what their instincts say "because mom and dad know best"


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[HashtagBlessed]

Corbin's little rant about how he and Kelsey being the only ones who know how to take care of their child correctly was just so typical of him. I don't personally care how they raise their child. But when they blatantly don't know how to do basic newborn care like burping, baby wearing, bottle feeding, etc. it's so grating to watch two people who refuse to learn. They're both so arrogant.

And it's still mind boggling that they're complaining about a baby that wakes up twice a night to feed with two stay-at-home parents.

[MommaLindsey2]

Corbin's little rant about how he and Kelsey being the only ones who know how to take care of their child correctly was just so typical of him. I don't personally care how they raise their child. But when they blatantly don't know how to do basic newborn care like burping, baby wearing, bottle feeding, etc. it's so grating to watch two people who refuse to learn. They're both so arrogant.

And it's still mind boggling that they're complaining about a baby that wakes up twice a night to feed with two stay-at-home parents.

Seriously! My newborns woke up every 3-4 hours and I counted myself as super lucky! I knew there were newborns that woke up every 1-2 hours all night. I don't get why they complain so much. They have a healthy beautiful baby girl who doesn't have colic and wakes up twice a night. What more can they ask for.


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[tintin15]

They drink every day!? I don't normally care about drinking, but I just don't understand...why do they need to drink so often? They didn't drink every day before June, did they?

They say this on their website: ''Together we are our own version of the three musketeers, always exploring the mystical forests of our Pacific Wanderland, traveling to faraway lands, and drinking way too much local beer.'' I guess they're sticking to their mantra that nothing about their lifestyle should change just because they have the little inconvenience of a newborn.

I just threw up in my mouth a little.
When have they "explored the mystical forests of the Pacific Wanderland"? They drive around Portland.

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Every time they try to be all ~hipster~ and ~deep~ I get sooo embarrassed. They're just so lame And yeah I doubt they've stepped foot in a forest.

[tintin15]

I was laughing during the q&a when they said not everyone agrees with how they take care of June but they are only going to listen to their doctor and go by what their instincts say "because mom and dad know best"


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Ugggh, did they really say that!? "mom and dad" do not always know best. There are parents who treat their kids like shit...do they know best? Absolutely not.

Kelsey and Corbin don't seem to know ANYTHING. How can you know best when you're clueless? Not to mention, they can't stand their baby

Most parents who know best do research. Most parents who know best DO NOT THINK they know best, and are willing to get outside help. Parents who know best learn what their child needs...and stop eating things that upset their child's tummy

[Pency]

I was laughing during the q&a when they said not everyone agrees with how they take care of June but they are only going to listen to their doctor and go by what their instincts say "because mom and dad know best"


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It's so funny because they act like it's a difference of opinion on how to do things, when they are clearly just idiots about how to care for a baby. They are really dumb and immature -- it's like two children playing house. They refuse to take advice, they act like they have all the answers when they clearly don't. I get it - they are brand new parents. Having sex and creating life doesn't give you instant wisdom on how to raise a child, it's totally ok not to know how to do things, but refusing to take the advice of people who have been through it (and I'm not talking about people in the comments -- I'm certain they aren't listening to anybody else, either) is just idiotic and immature.

[lmmomSD]

I never thought I knew best (well, except when the Navy Hospital made me take.a basic baby care class for my _second_ child, and ignored the fact that I had been a nurse for 10 years)
Even with that experience, I second guessed myself all the time! My aunt was a lactation consultant, and I had so many tearful phone calls to her!
Too bad these two didn't give birth in a military hospital. Sounds like they could have used the mandatory baby care class!

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[Playsinrain]

Did corbin even read that book he was so hell bent on finding when Kelsey was pregnant? Did she not ever pick up something like What to Expect?? Even after my second my books (i even bought updated versions!) on baby care ect were dogeared and worn from me wanting to know exactly what the best thing to do with my baby was!

[lmmomSD]

Did corbin even read that book he was so hell bent on finding when Kelsey was pregnant? Did she not ever pick up something like What to Expect?? Even after my second my books (i even bought updated versions!) on baby care ect were dogeared and worn from me wanting to know exactly what the best thing to do with my baby was!

I seriously would love to send them a copy of What To Expect. Those books are great!

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[westwuff]

I'm dying that his advice to himself before becoming a dad would be not to stress because loving Juniper overwhelms all the stress ...when there have been entire vlogs centered around how stressed he is since she's been born. Ooookay

[ja14]

They totally don't understand what it means when people say mom and dad know best. That's referring to when your child is acting abnormal and you think they might be sick of something. They are your child, so you know if something is off! ... Its not taking about basic childcare skills that have to be learned lol

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[tintin15]

I'm dying that his advice to himself before becoming a dad would be not to stress because loving Juniper overwhelms all the stress ...when there have been entire vlogs centered around how stressed he is since she's been born. Ooookay

Why do they think they can bitch and bitch in EVERY vlog, and then bullshit their viewers into thinking everything is amazing? Their viewers clearly aren't stupid. They get called out more than Missy and Bryan.

[Theirmom]

Any "hipster" who doesn't know what flaxseeds are needs their hispter card revoked.
He was so confused, it made his solo trip to the grocery the "worst grocery trip ever".


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[tintin15]

They totally don't understand what it means when people say mom and dad know best. That's referring to when your child is acting abnormal and you think they might be sick of something. They are your child, so you know if something is off! ... Its not taking about basic childcare skills that have to be learned lol

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Fast forward fifteen years. June's a homebody who wants to go to college and have a simple career...Corbin is horrified and sings the complete opposite of Mother Knows Best from Tangled.

CORBIN:
You want to stay inside? Why, Juniper!
Look at you, a curious, little wanderer
Still a little venturer, just a traveler
You know why we never stay in this apartment

JUNE:
I know, but-

CORBIN:
That's right, to keep you adventurous, my little love
Guess I always knew this day was coming
Knew that soon you'd want to leave the van
Soon, but not yet

JUNE:
But-

CORBIN:
Shh!
Trust me, little love
Father knows best
Father knows best
Listen to your father
It's a mystical world out there
Once I was depressed
Because you were born a burden
Postpartum depression, I swear!
Diaper changes, late night feedings
Lots of crying, screaming
Breastfeeding and comforting
Which I couldn't do

JUNE:
No!

CORBIN:
Yes!

[alyssadt]

My favorite part of the vlog is when Corbin says "We didn't make it to the store because June is so uncomfortable" (June is being babyworn, incorrectly)

Then ten minutes later says
"We know what's best"

But... but...


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[ewokfan11]

Any "hipster" who doesn't know what flaxseeds are needs their hispter card revoked.
He was so confused, it made his solo trip to the grocery the "worst grocery trip ever".

I totally don't understand what his problem was. He couldn't find flaxseed or sliced almonds at the most hipster (AND EXPENSIVE) grocery store chain in Portland?? He was solo for the few grocery store trips before June was born. Either he's a complete idiot or it was faked for sympathy...or something. He's freaking 27 years old, that's old enough to know how to shop at a grocery store...and New Seasons is a small grocery store - it's not like he was lost in a massive Costco.

[melonyogloo]

I totally don't understand what his problem was. He couldn't find flaxseed or sliced almonds at the most hipster (AND EXPENSIVE) grocery store chain in Portland?? He was solo for the few grocery store trips before June was born. Either he's a complete idiot or it was faked for sympathy...or something. He's freaking 27 years old, that's old enough to know how to shop at a grocery store...and New Seasons is a small grocery store - it's not like he was lost in a massive Costco.

Maybe he is getting a grocery delivery sponsor? I think maybe he used up all the free rental credit with ReachNow and that was the reason why he drove Car2go's Mercedes Benz to Target several days ago? No more free rental car and he doesn't want to walk to
grocery stores.

[littlebaby]

tintin, Tangled is one of my favorite movies so I thoroughly enjoyed your rendition


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