The Lindquists: Welcome to hELLE | Part 2

[SamanthaS27]

She’s trying SO hard to hide her wide hips. It’s painful watching her be so self conscious


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Also thighs. She’s trying so hard to hide that she’s got thick thighs right now. ANY pose to give her a gap, no matter how silly.

It’s the opposite of body positivity. It’s the opposite of motivating, inspiring, or empowering. She’s so self-obsessed with her body that it’s a gross turn off and makes other people self conscious too! Instead of being proud, confident, happy, and accepting of all body shapes - she has clearly decided what is attractive and doesn’t consider herself “back” there yet so she’s being so obvious in trying to hide/change her body with angles and poses. Gross gross gross. Mostly because it’s the OPPOSITE of what she’s preached lately

Everything you said is true but really what she should be trying to hide is her sagging and wrinkled skin on her face that makes her look decades older than she really is!!!

[okaythatlldo]

The funny thing is that we see what her body looks like in the vlogs. When you are filming yourself going about your day, there are no perfect angles. Why gun for it on Instagram? We know it’s not real. Just own it! Take a photo of your moment with your child - it doesn’t need to be styled to have value.


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[Notablogger]

What? No comments on Elle trying to change Dan’s looks again?

Stop trying to make fetch happen Elle.

He’s a doctor. Isn’t that enough?

[okaythatlldo]

I have so many thoughts on that video.

I’m not sure why they filmed them going through Pinterest for 10 minutes to define Dan’s “laid back casual” style (wow, so groundbreaking). All the stuff in his closet is his regular old stuff - hoodies, neutral tshirts, sports stuff. After that whole process, he needs to go out and buy some socks and khakis. That’s pretty much the most DAN thing I’ve ever heard.

I am so glad my husband shops for himself. He’s not the most adventurous with his style, but he knows what he likes and when stuff starts getting worn out, he’s good about replacing them. I already manage so much stuff in my household that I can’t imagine controlling my husband’s wardrobe too.

Also, Scott Disick? Weird fucking comparison.

I’m really not sure what the point of this whole vlog was.


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[Seriouslysweetie]

The video was painfully boring. Dan already had that laid back style to begin with. Why spend so much time figuring it out on Pinterest to conclude on something he knows already. Dan is playing along with his wife but he needs to grow a pair to tell her off. Why is Elle even into Scott Disick's style? It's odd. Elle actually keeps up with the Kardashians, not surprising.

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[Notablogger]

She’s admitted to having a girl crush on kourtney Kardashian before which I found very odd. Now the Scott disick thing....

[okaythatlldo]

I feel like if Elle had gone through that process herself, she would be going out and buying WAY more than just khakis and socks. She would go crazy at Aritzia again and show us her $2000 haul, preaching quality over quantity.


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[Nacholife]

Instastories today:

Wow guys, $120 for a cardboard house. Let’s all go out spend our $$ on a paper house.


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[Peach-o]

Damn! $120 for printed cardboard that you have to assemble yourself?? Their profit margins must be through the roof. Also whoever buys that is a sucker. Grab some card board, duct tape, and a marker and let your kids doodle on a diy house themselves.

[okaythatlldo]

Maybe she should have saved the box from her $3000 fridge and spent some time with the boys, turning it into a play house or rocket ship or something. $120 is ridiculous!!!! In fact, this price point widens the gap for lower income households. What struggling family can afford $120 to be eco-friendly with a cardboard toy? Maybe they just need to be better at saving their money instead of buying a plastic one at Walmart. She is so fucking out to lunch. “Follow my budget guidelines! Buy $120 worth of cardboard!” She claims to have struggled financially in the past. How can she justify this to her audience who may also be struggling? This is as boujie as boujie gets.

Now that I’m thinking about it, other than shopping eco-friendly brands or going to Value Village that one time, when have we ever seen Elle take her own initiative to identify a way to repurpose trash into treasure? She puts literally no brainpower into being eco-friendly beyond shopping the brands and preaching “quality over quantity.” She contributes to a disposable lifestyle/household more than she thinks!


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[Seriouslysweetie]

C'mon now, it's a really durable cardboard house! Plus it has the kid's names on it, so it's worth the money .

Elle is so gullible. I bet any salesperson will love her. They just have to make sure to add all the buzz words like: sustainable, eco-friendly, natural, organic, anti-microbial, fair trade, locally grown, free range, vegan, cruelty free, therapeutic grade, crystal infused, shaman and/or pastor blessed.

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[Notablogger]

Guys. No photoshop. But heavy on the filter. Does she think we’re idiots.

[okaythatlldo]

Looks like she got her lips done again too?


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[BeepBoop28]

At first I thought it was a shirt...

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Maybe it was really close to skin tone.

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Then I realized - nope.

But, please tell us how natural you are

[okaythatlldo]

What the heck is that on her chest?


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[okaythatlldo]

Oh my god, I just saw her story walking out of the house talking about her sunglasses. Guys, watch her fucking eyebrows as she tries to raise them while talking. It’s so amazing!!!! She definitely had her forehead done for her “migraines” as per Dan’s vlog last week and for sure her lips were done recently as well. She can’t move her mouth properly when she talks. I fucking love it.

#NOPHOTOSHOPJUSTBOTOX


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[SamanthaS27]

I have so many thoughts on that video.

I’m not sure why they filmed them going through Pinterest for 10 minutes to define Dan’s “laid back casual” style (wow, so groundbreaking). All the stuff in his closet is his regular old stuff - hoodies, neutral tshirts, sports stuff. After that whole process, he needs to go out and buy some socks and khakis. That’s pretty much the most DAN thing I’ve ever heard.

I am so glad my husband shops for himself. He’s not the most adventurous with his style, but he knows what he likes and when stuff starts getting worn out, he’s good about replacing them. I already manage so much stuff in my household that I can’t imagine controlling my husband’s wardrobe too.

Also, Scott Disick? Weird fucking comparison.

I’m really not sure what the point of this whole vlog was.

That entire thing was uncomfortable to watch. Once again Elle was being fake and trying to pretend that she isn't a control freak and it was so obvious that it was making her crazy on the inside. The Scott Disick thing was weird. Watching her ignore Cohen while they looked at Pinterest was strange. You could tell this wasn't Dans idea. Elle trying to force a "style" on him was awkward. Newsflash Elle Dan doesn't give a fuck about having a wardrobe or style or any of that. He cares about his career his kids and playing games and relaxing on his time off. I cringe at how he pretends to care when Elle is rambling non stop but my god that video was so bad.

[Margie]

Oh, the plastic surgery has returned!!!! Those lips are puffed up and her forehead doesn’t move, but #nophotoshop AS ALWAYS!!!

[Seriouslysweetie]

Maybe it's the botox why she was MIA over the weekend. It was probably all too fresh, swollen and plasticky. Finally today it's more natural looking, time to put on make up mid day, take selfies and caption it "no photoshop"!

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[whiterose90]

Seeing her shiny forehead and puffy yet still small and lopsided lips just proves that she is NOT BREASTFEEDING!!
Another one of her lies. They won’t inject those who are pregnant or breastfeeding as not enough is known about whether it can transfer to breast milk and affect the baby. I can’t imagine Dan would be ok with her taking that kind of chance with their baby....Her eyebrows are looking extra big and bushy and brushed upwards too.

Oh, the plastic surgery has returned!!!! Those lips are puffed up and her forehead doesn’t move, but #nophotoshop AS ALWAYS!!!